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Flight Demotivational Poster

FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level

25 YEARS -

TAGS: space shuttle challenger flight cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 29, 2011, 9:21 pm
I remember exactly where I was when I heard this. On a Greyhound bus going to Toronto to catch a flight to Tampa, Fl. I was 19. The bus driver announced it over the loud speaker. So sad.
Cubbybear - January 28, 2011, 9:27 pm
Thanks Ice
ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 9:25 pm
Beautifully done Cub. 5

3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.


TAGS: flight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Demo33 - June 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
Prediction fail. x

MEANWHILE - Somewhere in Ohio... an invite-only test flight of the Amish RV upgrade - The Amibus A 316 Pilot has been identified as Brother Amiwright

TAGS: amish flight test upgrade funny
Rating: 4.07/5

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motifayk - August 20, 2011, 12:11 am
D'oh-eth... Its only a test flight. You can test anything.
Verdeckt - August 19, 2011, 6:50 pm
'Tis a fine barn but 'tis no plane english
bassman007 - August 19, 2011, 5:44 pm
That is soo fake. There is noo way one horse could pull all that!!!


TAGS: flight optimism usaf
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2015, 2:28 am
Ye5, and the opportunist has a business that sells both.
mariand - May 23, 2012, 1:33 pm
interesting theory...


TAGS: enjoy flight
Rating: 4.54/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:12 am
remember when we the male passengers did this for the stewardess...

NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!

TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.83/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in hot sunbathing chicks' back yards.



TAGS: bug lady beetle flight rock
Rating: 4.95/5

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champ99 - July 29, 2011, 2:13 pm
5eeds to you. brovo!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 8:49 pm
"Lets go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how..."
spacedog - July 26, 2011, 6:56 pm
Nice one Forseti.


SUBTLETY - The mark of any good superhero. Right, Brainiac 5?


TAGS: economic flight drop
Rating: 3.5/5

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Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:00 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:53 am

why this got the score it did is beyond me. nice one greeny



TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.

NO BAGGAGE FEES!! - It's the flight attendents that are going to cost you!

TAGS: women airport flight
Rating: 4.26/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:33 am
ah huh ah huh ah huh.., with those 4 I sure could offload some baggage...


TAGS: girl phobia flight plane
Rating: 3.14/5

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Mongoose - January 10, 2011, 7:50 am
She can fly me anywhere!!! - For 5 chillies


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am


HISTORY - For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle


TAGS: alone calendar airman free flight
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - February 6, 2012, 2:55 pm
That's True, But It Wares out.

AIRMAN BEGINS - It's no wonder his posters constantly grace the Top 5. The guy's smart.

TAGS: tribute to airman prequel to the dark flight
Rating: 3.75/5

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Dude 4515 - December 24, 2009, 11:28 pm
a really nicely done tribute poster. pretty funny too. I'm sure Air will approve. I do. 5L


TAGS: flight hand gliding mr motifakes sport lol
Rating: 3.56/5

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erock - December 11, 2009, 12:49 am
great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 26, 2008, 11:34 pm
I liked it. It's a great poem. I accept that not all posters are going to be demotivational, and some are entirely in their own category. Good one, Ron!
LogicDude - December 26, 2008, 11:52 am
Use the "upload existing" option under create you Douche and you can use more than 3 lines. Dang! Why is teh interwubz so hard for some people!?
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:32 am
I like this...
agdaniele - December 25, 2008, 10:43 pm
Luckily, I have a 3-line max when reading crap.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:19 pm
So much for that "3 lines max" bullshit.

LIFE - It's only when we realize that life is taking us nowhere that it begins to have meaning. By then, of course, it's much too late to do anything except drool on our bibs.


TAGS: flight 93 9 11 heroes party hookers
Rating: 2.13/5

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bOB cHIN - August 21, 2009, 2:18 pm
Gotta lay off partying with the fire trucks...they can drink me under the table

GOOD TASTE - this poster lacks it

TAGS: concorde flight airlines airplane plane
Rating: 1.57/5
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:13 pm
No one ever said art had to be in good taste.
Leo - November 1, 2008, 10:36 pm
Thats why i dont eat mexican food.

Experiences -

TAGS: food gas unaccustomed the gift of flight
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 2:59 am
I'm guessing that's taking off into outer space? Bwahahaha!
MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:20 am
Thank gawd he seems to have no knowledge of pork n' beans and fried onion sandwiches...launching in 5L...4...3...2...1

Hold Your Tongue -

TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!




TAGS: airman flight
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:52 pm
hittin' a little close to home there bud
mariand - November 17, 2012, 11:34 am
lol...and if it lasts more than four days, see the priest


TAGS: flying geese flight pattern
Rating: 4.18/5

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Airman - February 10, 2011, 5:32 pm



EMU 309 -

TAGS: life time day work helicopter huey pilot job flight rescue mountain
Rating: 2.31/5

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Doc - May 12, 2009, 9:51 am
Vale UH-1, Vale

Flying -

TAGS: short flight
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:30 pm
Darkly humorous! Excellent!
Thedewd - March 16, 2017, 5:27 am
The amazing thing is, the 2,000 foot fall will not kill him. It's that sudden stop at the bottom that does it every time...
JesusWept - March 15, 2017, 11:02 am
concern3 - March 15, 2017, 9:47 am
Fantastic, UP yours


TAGS: hudson miracle sullenberger flight
Rating: 5/5

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Aurielius - December 31, 2016, 10:16 am
If you walk away from any landing, it was a good one.
concern3 - December 31, 2016, 6:22 am
Yes, yes it is. UP yours

junior's first solo flight -

TAGS: airplane first solo flight
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 9:03 pm
Got your towel?
Oldsod - June 9, 2015, 6:23 pm
Hitchhiker's much?


Flying -

TAGS: flying take flight theory ground miss
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like the description defining the evolution of societies: Survival (What should we eat?), philosophical (WHY do we eat?)& sophistication (Where shall we have lunch?). BTW: Truly sophisticated societies DON'T celebrate criminal activity.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:22 pm
Yep you're probably right. Memory like a sieve these days. Thanks for the refresher Silvie.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:06 pm

Pretty sure I read that in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Well done nonetheles5!